I'm officially disowned

My kids told me if I dared blog about this they would disown me.

Do you realize how tempting that is?!

I was actually kidding when I said I was gonna write about this but now I HAVE to.

So remember that when you're judging me for writing this.....I HAD to do it.....

The other day our puppy, Ace, seemed to be turning the corner as far as house breaking goes.

He had gone all day with no "accidents" in the house and had even gone to the door and whined to go out multiple times.

So I got all smug and posted on my facebook that I had a brilliant puppy.

Then 2 seconds later he peed on the carpet as soon as we walked in the door from just finishing peeing outside.

I reposted on facebook that I take it all back and that I had a dumb dog.

And it was down hill from there after that.

Ace had about 10 more accidents in the house in the next 3 hours.

It was like he was getting revenge on me for dis'ing him on facebook.

The worst part was waking up at midnight to take him outside and being half asleep and sticking my foot into my shoe and finding that he poo'd in it.

That's the kinda thing I take personally.

I was not real happy.
And I let Ace know.

He seemed all sorry the whole next day. Giving me these sad little guilty faces, like this one.

Then late that same afternoon, he does this....

I was kidding with the kids.

I told them that it looked like he poo'd a heart.....just for me.

Like he was saying "I love you and I'm sorry for poo'ing in your shoe"

I was trying to make a joke out it for the kids.

They just thought I was being embarrassing.

They sooo underestimate my abilities to embarrass them....