for Amber and Brian

Life was going along rather smoothly at my new home,

I've almost got MY person trained.
Life revolved around me (as it should). MY person feeds me, plays with me, collects my poo (she seems to really like my poo-she grabs it every time I go! I know weird ehh?)

Then this morning....

then these strange things showed up at MY house.

for a while it wasn't so bad.

These things just made a few weird noises.

little squeaks and grunts

I decided to keep guard....

you never know what might be in those things.

then one of them made a horrible racket!

so I did what needed to be done.

I switched sides.

I'll guard the quiet one.

But then the one making all the noise stopped and the other one started!

and it got a little crazy.

and MY person pulled THIS thing out.

I'm not sure what is but it sure smells funny.

especially this end...

I guess this end isn't so bad, although MY person won't let me close for long enough to get a good smell and lick.

Then there was more noise from those things again....

and MY person pulled another one out (gosh! I hope there not anymore in there!)

and then the first one fell asleep on the chair

MY chair!

The one that I'm not even allowed to sit in!

so I show her!

of course she kicked me out!

unbelievable!

and they both started making a ruckus!

and MY silly person got into this contraption

I began to get a little annoyed.

How is she going to throw MY ball?

How is she going to pick ME up and carry ME?

So the best thing for me to do is remind her whose in charge here.

so I rang my "go outside bell" and waited.

I'll let her pick up some poo. Then she'll know who's #1!