Sunday, December 6, 2009

Christmas lights taste like chicken

He escapes from me for one second....

but I always know where to look first...


Me: "Puppy.....!"


Ace: "What? I'm not doing anything!"


Me: "Puppy! Are you chewing on the lights again?!"


Ace: "Um...I have no idea what you're talking about."



Me:"Give me those lights! I already had to take them all down once!"



Ace:"I didn't do it I swear! I don't know what you're talking about"


Me: "I'm gonna kill you if you break those again! Let go NOW!"
Ace: "Stop! don't take them away! I was just whitening my teeth! I swear!"


Ace: "This doesn't mean I'm not getting any Christmas presents does it?"


14 comments:

Jessica said...

Why do I think I'm going to be posting something very similar in the coming weeks? We haven't put our tree up yet (time is slipping away from us....) but I have a feeling there is going to be a little person - not puppy - who is endlessly fascinated by it all when I do.

Ace is just too cute. I'm sure he keeps you on your toes.

otin said...

Man, your puppy really is a pain in the ass! LOL!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Ace is very lucky that he has adorable on his side.

blueviolet said...

What a little stinker!!!!

Brian Miller said...

chew too long and i imagine it will be a rather shocking experience...and not taste like chicken any more...lol.

The Graceful Stitch said...

So very funny! Lucky he didn't bite through and get the shock of his life and end up looking like a poodle!

Theta Mom said...

As cute as your puppy is, this is why I don't have any! lol

rxBambi said...

ditto blue violet! too funny, stinkers. At least it's not the trash!

Eternally Distracted said...

How can you argue with such a cute face?? I have similar problems with the parrot - although so far he's left the tree alone!

ken said...

Ever think about one of those shock collars? Or makbe a spray bottle with water in it, set the sray to stream and give him a squirt. You could call Ceaser ( the dog whisperer) on the animal channel for advice maybe they would do a show on Ace. Maybe this is your chance to be famous???

Thoughtfully blended hearts said...

What is it about puppies and electrical cords. When Zoe was a puppy she chewed up the cord on my Rainbow vacuum...I was ticked, too.
This is such a cute post, I love it...he looks so innocent!!!

Mrs Montoya said...

You know where to send him when you've had enough. Lord that dog is adorable!

Tootsie said...

been there!!!lol...he's super cute! I think he's just flossing mom!!! lol
I am so glad my pooch is all grown up...those days were hard!

Kelly Polizzi said...

Oh gosh, having a dog around my christmas tree would drive me insane. Even one as cute as that! I'm surprized my toddler is as good as she is actually. I think I would put a baby gate around it or something lol